Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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