I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
