What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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