Me too!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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