I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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