Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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