Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
