I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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