By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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