i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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