don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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