I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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