That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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