Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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