best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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