I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I had to cum in my sink.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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