Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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