why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I believe in your delicious
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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