Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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