3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
false alarm. still invincible.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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