Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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