nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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