You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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