jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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