I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
