I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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