you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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