For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
