God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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