ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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