Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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