I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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