just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm really busy with my period
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