Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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