Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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