at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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