is wine microwaveable?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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