Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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