Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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