We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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