it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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