We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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