When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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