Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
