Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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