i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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