Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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