Where is the hickey?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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