ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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