I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
