no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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