I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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