You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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